fadolo Funny Status Messages

   I'd appreciate it if the city just delivered the phone books straight to my recycle bin.

   Given today's gas prices, Ludacris should consider finding hoeZ in the same area code.

   Nothing pisses me off more than going through a Drive-Thru with someone who says they don't want anything, then they start to eat your fries

   Your picture on Facebook (`▽´) .Your face in real life : (‾(••)‾)

   When you have sex with someone for the first time you get an idea of what their ex liked

   I'm looking for a LeBron James sort of relationship. No ring and I can disappear when you really need me.

   Putting your iPod on shuffle… “not this one.” (←_←) “or this one.” (←_←) “BINGO!” ~(','~) (~',')~ \('-'\) (/'-')/ \('-'\) (/'-')/

   Jesus had a snuggie first

   Profile Pictures: Guys- (•_•) Girls- (°3°)

   I realized Santa wasn't real; when my toys had "Made in China" on them.

   Lil Wayne = 5% Black 95% Tattoos.

   White parents say, "Good morning, time for school" ...Black parents say, Getcha azz up, don't miss that bus

   You're not in the club(-.(-.(-_-).-).-) well f**k you guys t(-_-t)

   I've just bought a 3D Kindle. Or a book as I like to call it.

   Fellas: If you're playing with your X-Box all day, she'll break up with you and some dude will be playing with your ex's box all night.

   If you invite a girl over to "watch a movie" and actually watch a movie, you're a failure as a man.

   Me: "Can we have Up Dog for dinner?" Mom: "What is up dog?" Me: "nothin just chilling

   The best way to get high for free is to tell potheads you've never smoked before.

   Shutting the door to force your pet into spending time with you.

   Birthdays then- 'Wow! Look at all these presents!' ... Birthdays now- 'Wow! Look at all these notifications!'