SULLY Funny Status Messages

   As a show of support for all my friends effected by or responding to Hurricane Irene, I am currently sitting in a washer set to spin............

   Will and Jada splitting, 5.8 earthquake in DC, and now Hurricane Irene as a possible Cat 4 landfall this weekend??? Lord have mercy............

   Damn Earthquake made me spill my tea, and I'm a 1000 miles away.. I'm available for interviews ; )

   Quick question.... Who gets all of Gadhafi's cool sunglasses when they catch him?

   Holly sh*t!! Thankfully I did not invest in the stock market. I took the $2.47 I made last week and invested it all in candy.........

   I'm going to reserve judgement on the Super Committee until I see them in their costumes........

   I think the Eagles would sign Casey Anthony to a contract if they could......

   Game Day...Here's to hoping USA wins the world cup, and a Hope Solo flash ; )

   Facebook Skype: now married people can cheat via Skype while watering their crops on FarmVille.

   I think Casey Anthony should be the new baby sitter for all the jurors' kids..

   I think Nancy Grace is the first woman to ever experience blue balls....

   I hope Casey Anthony's punishment involves cleaning the children's ball pit at McDonald's......

   BREAKING: Reality TV star Rod Blagojevich to move from NBC's 'Celebrity Apprentice' to MSNBC's 'Lockdown'.........

   The only people happier than NY gays tonight are NY divorce lawyers..........

   Obama's speech tonight: Me me me me I I I I me I me I me me me I my my me me I I my me. Oh, and I........

   RIP Ryan Dunn. I'd like to think you entered the afterlife being slingshot in a wheelbarrow.

   For all of you Dads out there who went out for milk, and actually came back home -- HAPPY FATHER'S DAY......

   Weiner's press conference was long and hard, but he finally whipped out his resignation after beating around the bush for a few minutes, effectively penetrating the crux of the situation and bringing the story to an explosive climax...

   I'm praying Weiner gets his blood flowing and comes back bigger and harder than ever after all this.......

   Apple is coming out with a new phone. It's called the Lebron james edition. It's silent and has no rings