snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   My "We had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school" story will be about it taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.

   What I hate most about winter is people coming to bed and touching me their ice cold toes. I know you got your sexy on, but for god's sake wear some socks.

   I keep forgetting the rules. When Jesus doesn't show up, is that 6 more weeks of winter?

   Dear Parents, How do you expect kids to listen to you when: Tarzan lives half naked. Cinderella comes back at midnight. Pinocchio lies all the time. Aladdin is the king of thieves. Batman drives at 320km/h. Sleeping beauty is lazy. Snow white sleeps with

   Telling your kids you remember when gas was $.99 is like your Grandparents telling you they remember walking to school in the snow barefooted... Both were a long long time ago & will never happen again...

   tellin the snow to "GET OF MY LAWNN"

   Either Mother Nature had one of the best pranks in history for April Fools by saying that we were getting 7 inches of snow today or our weather men are just plain retarded! Either way....well played!

   Punxutawney Phil came back out today and wrote a message in the snow. It said, "April Fools!!" Looks like Ground Hog season is starting early this year.. Lock and load!

   Punxutawney Phil came back out today and wrote a message in the snow. It said, "April Fools!!"

   Winter: It's like the crazy murderer in a horror movie. Just when you think it's dead, it strikes one last time.

   Its almost the time of year when I don't have to worry about leaving footprints in the snow when I'm looking through your window at night.

   So today is officially the first day of Spring! Just think, only a mere 277 more days till Winter arrives again...

   In recognition and apprehension for our first day of Spring tomorrow, I say a BIG F.U. to Winter!

   The snow is always lighter on the other side of the road

   thinking...the only one who wants Snow right now is Charlie Sheen...I happen to have a whole driveway full....Winning!!!"

   My road rage doubles in winter. Not only does everyone drive like they're 100 years old, but I get even more enraged when I flip someone off and realize I'm wearing mittens. Now I'm pissed and embarassed."

   Wish we could be like bears, get all fat eating good food in the fall, hibernate all winter, and be all skinny for summer... Then do it all over again

   Girls these days are chasing nuts like squirrels before winter.

   Talked to Mom tonight. She said she got a good 8 inches in Albany tonight. God I hope she's talking about snow...

   Eskimos supposedly have 52 words for snow. That's weird, so does Charlie Sheen.