Funny Status Messages

   I'll take the raving le*ticle poster any day over that GaryKoenig imbecile who posts played out jokes from eons ago. Unoriginal asshole.

   Whoever named it Parmesan cheese and not spaghetti confetti missed a great opportunity.

   con по сути теперь мы владеем тобой

   If you answer the phone with "Hello, you're on the air!" most telemarketers will quickly hang up.

   по сути теперь мы владеем тобой

   What's happened to the raving le*ticle poster today? I'm beginning to worry that something's happened to him.

   Give a 👎 if you're ok with Tr*mp and El*n r*ping more women.

   My mom's dead. lol

   There's a lot of anti Trump babies in here!

   Since 2020 to December 2024, the national debt per person has gone from $80,885 to $106,119. Thats a $25,234 increase. As a family of 4, you just picked up over $100,000 in debt. So since you can’t pay it all, you gonna live it to your kids as inheritan

   We are becoming a “pay forward slavery” society we are enslaving future generations to pay for our mistakes today.

   Today we bow down and lower our eyes in a show of respect for our King of Lef*ist Shallow Blather.

   Christmas > Easter. Christmas = Lasagna. Easter = Hard Boiled Eggs. I hope this helps to clear things up.

   When I was 7 I found a gun underneath my mom's pillow and All I could think was Damn I can't wait to lose all my teeth !

   Good morning, l*fticles... let the meltdown begin!

   Dem women are disgusting.

   I just bought $200 worth of groceries... And then ordered pizza because I don't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries!

   Men on men, adult on child... why are you so fixated?

   DOGE has found so much fraud that not a single person has been charged with fraud. And in case you were wondering? Yes. Melania's still a wh*re 😂

   If this were real life, and the odd loser who we watch get triggered here due to our posts was sitting across from us at a bar? Crying? We would drag him outside, and beat the sh*t out of him. Then, we'd take his wife home and play "rotisserie".