Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Beginning of relationship- 1) Don’t ever change. 2) You have to change. 3) You’ve changed. -End of relationship-
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02-28-2015 22:44 by BEGO
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The further you push me away, the more I begin to enjoy viewing you from a distance.
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02-28-2015 22:44 by BEGO
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Devil with the blue dress on...oh wait is that a Gold dress. Well, either way .....the prince of darkness is a cross-dresser.
I hear Black Sabbath and Blue Oyster Cult are planning a reunion. They're going to call it the White and Gold Tour.
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02-28-2015 16:59
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Brett also got me a pen for my birthday.....He should have splurged and gotten a better one though... I can totally get out of this one....
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02-28-2015 12:31 by Bikerlynn
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I wanna be rich enough to wear a blouse and not look gay in it.
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02-28-2015 09:59
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She lost me at, "let's talk about that dress."
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02-28-2015 07:57 by Rollen
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Dear Interwebs, You guys go nuts over a stupid dress, and now Spock is dead! This is why we can't have nice things. Stop it, K? Thx.
My wife wanted two cats but I am the man in this house so we got two cats
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02-28-2015 05:50 by flinnie
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a chinese vendor just sold me a new movie calles ' 50 cent of Drey'
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02-28-2015 02:04
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Spock inspired many a latina to shave their eyebrows and draw on freaky ones.
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02-27-2015 19:24
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Huge Star Wars fan, Can't imagine a world without Spock.
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02-27-2015 18:24 by Timk
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"when I made the dress I used gold and white fabric" - Brian Williams
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02-27-2015 17:35
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I am getting pretty low on Girl Scout Cookies.... Threat Level: Orange
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02-27-2015 16:43 by sully
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It's so sad that Leonard Nimoy didn't live long enough to find out what color that dress was.....
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02-27-2015 16:19 by sully
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Dear Leonard Nimoy. As much as I hate to see you go, thanks for upstaging that stupid "Dress Color Controversy" thing on Facebook. It's black and blue, by the way.
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02-27-2015 16:00
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Beam him up, Scotty. There is no more intelligent life down here.
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02-27-2015 15:31
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The worst part about the end of February is having to take down all my Black History Month decorations
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02-27-2015 15:01
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ME: "Hi kitty" CAT: "Wanna see my butthole?" ME: "No thanks kitty" CAT: "Imma show you my butthole"
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02-27-2015 14:49
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What if Jamie Lee Curtis is still in Lindsay Lohan's body and is ruining Lindsay's reputation and Lindsay is just eating Activia and pooping?
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02-27-2015 14:47
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