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Please stop asking the universe to send you the most amazing and beautiful person in the world. I cannot be everywhere all at once.
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There should only be one color! God made a mistake.
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05-17-2022 17:46 by
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"The woke mob' aka acknowledging that people different then you exist
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05-17-2022 15:40 by
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Johnny Depp is the one guy that could've used an amber alert.
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05-17-2022 10:10
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Being forced to watch the Feds spend billions of your tax dollars on a corrupt foreign war while struggling with record high inflation.
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05-17-2022 06:12
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Let me get this straight, we can send 40 billion to eastern Europe, but Elon Musk buying Twitter for 40 billion could have solved world hunger?
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05-17-2022 06:11
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You knew it was coming: Marvel has fallen to the Woke Mob, introduces trans superheroes.
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The left is like, I paid $7.00 for gal. gas, $8.00 for gal. milk, rent is twice my monthly income, there’s shortages of everything, crime is surging, the world’s on the brink of chaos, but I’m happy because Trump isn’t in office.
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05-17-2022 06:09
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Justice Thomas to the Media: “I will absolutely leave the Court when I do my job as poorly as you do yours.”
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05-17-2022 06:07
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If a woman says, “my nipples are pierced,” the correct response is, I don’t believe you.
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05-17-2022 06:07
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Life is too short to die a coward.
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05-17-2022 06:06
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Waking up and realizing you’re still not rich.
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05-17-2022 06:06
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Gas prices are so high the Mailman is now working from home. He called me and read my bills to me over the phone.
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05-16-2022 19:05
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Kurt Vonnegut's, Harrison Bergeron, is basically the screenplay for Idiocracy
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05-16-2022 16:44
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Broken guitar for sale, no strings attached.
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05-16-2022 05:59
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Vomits after drinking 10 mimosas, hope I’m not pregnant.
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05-16-2022 05:48
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Have Snoop and Martha ever like…. almost?
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05-16-2022 05:47
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Watching the fork fireworks in the microwave.
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At McDonald’s ordering the little freak meal.
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05-16-2022 05:46
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We used to pay for ringtones, but now if your phone makes any noise, you’re 100 years old.
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