anonymous Funny Status Messages

   "likes it when people call him ""kitten"" "

   """Turns out I'm not a Jedi after all"" "

   got bitten by a mosquito and I liked it

   "out of ideas, like this message. "

   hates the status quo.

   going to the store. Do you want anything?

   can see Alaska from hisher house

   so vein he probably thinks this status is about him

   doing what her rice crispies tell her to....

   having delusions of adequacy

   listed as in a relationship with his blackberry device...

   throwing away happy tissues

   a blueberry muffin in a basket of bagels.

   the reason for reason

   ʇı puɐ ʇı dılɟ uɐɔ

   calculating the cost of a train ride to Hawaii

   not your daddy

   an escaped mental patient with a history of violence

   have sex not children

   M.I.A