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I just finished washing a load of paper plates if anyone's wondering about my bank account balance.
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01-04-2012 21:13 by
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there a way to write a Yelp review for one of my girlfriend's farts?
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01-04-2012 21:11 by
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Chuk Noris knows everything. Except for one thing. And he knows what it is.
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01-04-2012 16:26 by
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Shoutout to the girls that got that good rooster neck
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01-03-2012 21:27 by
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Charles Barkley's head looks like an Angry Bird.
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01-02-2012 23:08 by
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(╮°-°)╮┳━┳ " make me a Sandwich!" .. Girlfriend : ( -.-) "HELL NO!" ... (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ "THE HELL YOU SAY?!?"
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01-02-2012 10:06 by
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R.I.P to the virginitys about to be lost tonight.
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01-01-2012 00:18 by
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Silly hairdresser, always puts my cape on backwards.
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12-31-2011 23:38 by
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Those awkward car rides with people you barely know.
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12-31-2011 15:36 by
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"When life gives you eggs, turn them into omelets!" is probably a terrible slogan for an abortion clinic.
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12-30-2011 12:57 by
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The decoys on 'To Catch A Predator' must have a hard time getting dates.
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12-30-2011 12:18 by
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I Can Only Play The Hand [♠][♥][♦][♣] That GOD Has Delt Me -
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12-30-2011 02:01 by
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I wonder if "Sober Me" knows that "Drunk Me" can moonwalk?
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12-28-2011 21:40 by
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When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
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12-28-2011 20:56 by
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Waking up for work :(-_-) .. Waking up on a saturday: \( 'O' )/
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12-28-2011 17:31 by
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Just got "I <3 U" texted to me. Of course I also think one is less than three. Idiot.
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12-28-2011 13:40 by
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I hate it when I buy a hamster at the pet store, and it grows huge, becomes a rapper and steals my KIA...
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12-27-2011 20:50 by
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Every trip to Wal-Mart results in me seeing an equal number of people I THOUGHT were dead and I WISH were dead.
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12-27-2011 13:57 by
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Sometimes when I wanna be really romantic........ I light a candle when I masturbate
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12-26-2011 18:02 by
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C)-hrist gave H)-imself as a R)-eward so that I)-ndividuals know the S)-acrifices T)-hat he made for M)-ankind to A)-chieve the gift of S)-alvation.”
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12-26-2011 12:08 by
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