Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Excuse me while I exponentially click like on my posts that I steaI.
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05-22-2022 09:12
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Whistleblower comes forward with claims that strangers drag him from place to place, make him sign papers, read words on monitors and he hardly gets any ice cream.
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05-22-2022 03:45
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Really miss the days when the biggest scandal was that Trump drank water with two hands and ate chicken with a fork.
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05-22-2022 03:44
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Disney’s favorability collapses from 77% to 33% in one year. Boom!
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05-22-2022 03:44
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Foreign aid, taking money from poor people of a rich country and giving it to the rich people of a poor country.
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05-22-2022 03:43
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When the internet collectively bullies the “Ministry of Truth” to the point it’s dissolved before even starting. I am so proud of this community.
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05-22-2022 03:42
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Monkeypox & the 11 people who still believe the media.
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05-22-2022 03:41
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Pros and cons of making kids. Pros: making, Cons: kids
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05-22-2022 03:41
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They say I have a preoccupation with revenge. We’ll just see about that.
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05-22-2022 03:40
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Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven whilst I slumber in yon bedchamber.
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05-22-2022 03:40
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Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.
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05-22-2022 03:39
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I though brothels were only legal in Nevada, but I feel like I’m getting *ucked every time I get gas.
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05-21-2022 23:29
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I wish I had the time click like 135 times on my posts.
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05-21-2022 10:14
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Don't worry if you lost money on crypto currency.. Just hoard baby formula and you'll make it all back
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05-21-2022 07:52
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Monkeypox is pronounced with the “k” silent.
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05-21-2022 03:39
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Went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
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05-21-2022 03:39
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Failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.
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05-21-2022 03:38
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Was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
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05-21-2022 03:38
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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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05-21-2022 03:37
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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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05-21-2022 03:36
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