anonymous Funny Status Messages

   may not be smarter than a 5th grader but for sure smarter than a 4th grader

   may contain traces of nuts.

   now available in widescreen.

   must be stored in a cool dry place away from sunlight.

   can ride their bike with no handle bars

   Loves To Be Bipolar...Hates To be Bipolar

   the heebie da ba jeebies!

   esta practicando su espa?ol

   ? Who the hell is that?

   kicking it ol' school

   whistling a merry tune

   thinks the best cats are those that are stuck to my tire.

   wonders where Puff the Magic Dragon gets the good stuff

   "would like ""Bailouts for millionaires"" for 700 billion, Alex. "

   immeasurably happy'

   "kid tested, mother approved "

   regretting all their wasted time on my space

   thinks you are wasting her time

   wants you and your beautiful soul

   what she said