Monday Funny Status Messages

   it's Monday everyone, hope you've had your Tiger's Blood!

   Just saw a "dance" pole listed on Craigslist at 10pm Monday, Feb. 14th…opened but not used…unappreciated Valentine gift?

   Presidents Day is just another Monday I'm celebrating Sarah Palin not being president

   So Valentines day is approaching...I got a new smokin hot outfit and I managed to secure the best table Monday night at Waffle House on Oneal....that's right...I'm gonna get some FO SHO!!

   Having the best damn time I can before Monday. Can I get an Amen?!

   Have you ever seen a Duck eat a Tiger? Watch ESPN Monday night.....

   there a Monday's for dummies ?? I really need it

   Santa better take me off the naughty list or I will black out the moon on Monday night.

   The first Monday night game in Detroit in almost 10 years and the Lions aren't even playing in it!"

   if you listen very carefuly you can hear Monday sharpen her claws in the distance

   'cyber' Monday is awesome I got like 3 dates lined up....also I think there was a sale online

   was apparently misinformed about the meaning of 'cyber' Monday. *zips pants* My apologies to all of my co-workers.

   I guess as long as all participants are over 18, I'm okay with Cyber Monday...

   MONDAY: Mentally Overworked, Nauseated, Dysfunctional And Yucky

   LOCAL CHICKEN FARMER HIRING STAFF FOR XMAS, $ 19.50 HR. I told them about your experience handling c*ck, you start Monday......

   WHOOOAAA!!! I smell the strong stench of "MONDAY" brewing!!

   Between Black Friday and Cyber Monday, there is Sit on My Ass and Watch Football Sunday!

   Today is my Friday, but yesterday was not my Thursday, because that's Thanksgiving and we all know Thanksgiving is in two more days, and tomorrow is not my Saturday, it's just Wednesday. Yesterday was Monday, not just in my world, but everywhere. Don't kn

   Monday Meeting Autopilot: Shake hands...Good to see you...Squint at pie charts...Nod head...Fake chuckle at the jokes...Suppress yawn...Thank you...and Clap when the 3 hour anguish ends...

   PMS - (Pre Monday Syndrome)