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Let's all be fair, I hope all Americans get to see Sarah Palin's High School diploma.
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01-25-2016 05:39
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FACT: I prefer Dairy Queen Blizzards than hearing you constantly complain about how Monday's suck.
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01-25-2016 05:38
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Did you ever notice when you push old people down the stairs they scramble to grab the railings???
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01-24-2016 19:48 by
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The Patriots have been Decheated by Denver.
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01-24-2016 19:07
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I find it ironic that Tom Brady looked so deflated after the loss to the Broncos.
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01-24-2016 18:49
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I guess properly inflated balls really do make a difference. Who knew?
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01-24-2016 18:43
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Will Smith should win an Academy Award for acting like Hollywood's held him back.
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01-24-2016 17:48
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I don't know why it's necessary to get a glass dirty when wine tastes perfectly fine straight out of the bottle.
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01-24-2016 16:11
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FACT: I prefer Dairy Queen Blizzards to Jonas blizzards.
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01-24-2016 16:07
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Donald Trump insinuated that his election game is so “Trump tight”, that his supporters would let him get away with murder so that he could become the next President of the United States.
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01-24-2016 14:54
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Can't believe a human being actually chooses to support Donald Trump. Leave that to animals.
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01-24-2016 13:47
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still can't believe there are Obama supporters out there.
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01-24-2016 13:01
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Snowstorm so white Jada Pinkett-Smith is boycotting it.
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01-24-2016 08:17
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If you are thinking about getting married but are unsure, ask yourself "What would Jesus do?" Then remember that Jesus was never married.
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01-24-2016 08:05
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Am I the only one who gets disappointed pulling up next to a Kia Soul and there isn't a hamster driving it. . .
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01-24-2016 07:51 by
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The hardest thing I've ever done is uninstall Dota 2!
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01-24-2016 06:41
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While drunk me would love to grab your butt...sober me would probably agree
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01-24-2016 02:10 by
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Why are clothes so expensive? I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.
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01-23-2016 21:30
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It was so cold today, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pocket.
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01-23-2016 20:55
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Was visiting New York and asked someone, "How do I get to Carnegie hall?" The said, "Practice man, practice."
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