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Donald Trump really owes Sarah Palin, because he would never be a Presidential contender today if she had not so effectively lowered the bar in 2008.
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01-21-2016 01:05
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Sarah Palin should also blame Obama for her daughter getting pregnant *sarcasm * Well her daughter is harder to pull out of than Iraq.
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01-21-2016 00:07
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Sarah Palin's son beats woman and yet she blames it on Obama? Haha, she should have raised a gentleman instead of a thug!
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01-21-2016 00:07
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How would you know an albino polar bear if you saw one? (And don't say its eyes would be red. You wouldn't be able to get that close).
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01-20-2016 20:03
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I also refuse to turn the beat around........
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01-20-2016 18:52
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"That's not what I meant".................... *men
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01-20-2016 18:09 by snotty
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If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they'd have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken.
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01-20-2016 18:04
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it, "kindergarden" or "kindergarten"?... I'm just wondering what grade level I need to start all over from.
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01-20-2016 17:55 by snotty
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Girls who cut your shorts so that your pockets show. Why not just cut off the pockets? What are you hiding? Snacks? Tell me it's snacks.
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01-20-2016 17:54
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The steady fall of oil prices and subsequent decline of the Canadian dollar motivated me to diversify my investment portfolio from empties to Lotto Max.
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01-20-2016 16:44
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Watching this Sarah Palin Rally for Trump:....Did this chick use the words 'Bequested' and 'Pusssyfooting' as verbs??? OMG...SNL rating is going to go thru the roof!!! ....
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01-20-2016 14:21
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look, tom hanks with his whole family!!! #hanksalot
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01-20-2016 10:24
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Hmmmm,,, Why are long underwear like 42% crotch?
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01-20-2016 09:40 by snotty
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FYI,, All I did from 1988-1994,,,, was try to get the shards of Cap'n Crunch out off the roof of my mouth
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01-20-2016 09:37 by snotty
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I think all the women who don't get a rose on the Bachelor should at least walk away with a cat.
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01-20-2016 09:34 by snotty
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I Google-Earthed your house...... You're out of toilet paper.
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01-20-2016 09:33 by snotty
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Yeah Right,, like YOU'VE never told a screaming child in 7-11 you had a surprise for him,, reached into your pocket,, and pulled out a middle finger...
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01-20-2016 09:31 by snotty
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This years summer swimsuit look is going to be a little something I like to call... busted can of biscuits.
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01-20-2016 09:29 by snotty
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"You da bomb! No you da bomb!" -A compliment in America; an argument in Syria.
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01-20-2016 09:09
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We Germans are happy to help and will give any American refugee who wants to flee from the US in case Trump becomes elected president
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01-20-2016 08:37
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