Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I don't take selfies too frequently because I'm not a baby dolphin killer
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03-04-2016 13:45
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We must take this country BACK to make it great again. Mill jobs for children! Full-body wool swimsuits for women! Tuberculosis for all!
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03-04-2016 13:39
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"As you get closer to the primary's reality has a way of intruding!" President Obama.
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03-04-2016 10:57
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I wish the GOP had gone after Obama the way they're going after Trump.
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03-04-2016 10:28
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My wife texted me that she was not wearing any underwear. When I got home she was mad at me because I hadn't done the laundry in two weeks.
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03-04-2016 09:14
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Quote from my 13yr old daughter, "I'm glad I don't live where Trump lives! He's an idiot! He's even dumber then our President!" We live in South Africa.
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03-04-2016 07:38
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Maybe this comment wont be important for you guys here. Some of you will ignore it, most of yall wont bother to read and it'll go unnoticed along with some others. maybe I'll be criticized for this but I just want to let yall know I'm selling potatoes
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03-04-2016 03:53
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dear america, this years election is your IQ test. Right now it doesnt look good ... -the world
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03-04-2016 03:47
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I take "Donald Duck" more serious than "Donald Trump"
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03-04-2016 00:13
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We are about two elections away from deciding President by monster truck rally or burping contest.
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03-03-2016 23:49 by Czovczov
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..... Apparently Ben Carson did the best in tonight's Debate ....
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03-03-2016 23:14
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Leonardo DiCaprio grows a beard ... wins an Oscar. Apparently it makes a difference.
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03-03-2016 23:12
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..... I Dunno about Grizzlies Mr. Obama .... But I'm pretty sure Black Bears Matter ....
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03-03-2016 23:06
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She wants to go steady she says, it will be great she said. Until she said, tell me your pass words. Over my dead body I said. . .
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03-03-2016 22:01 by JAB
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Oscars so white, no fried chicken on the menu.
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03-03-2016 19:25
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I certainly hope the douche who stole my credit card enjoys his $14.03 shopping spree.
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03-03-2016 17:03
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Forget dancing like no one is watching. Dance like a toddler. They don't even care if there's music....
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03-03-2016 16:59
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Trump: We all have that one special person whose presence just instantaneously angers us.
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03-03-2016 16:56
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If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never ever let them go, unless his name is Donald J. Trump.
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03-03-2016 16:54
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If Bruce Jenner can win Woman of the Year, I see no reason why Sarah Jessica Parker can't win the Kentucky Derby. Giddy up!!!
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03-03-2016 16:48
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