anonymous Funny Status Messages

   essential to a balanced diet

   "used to have superpowers, but hisher therapist took them away. "

   what's for dinner

   "an absolute, undoubtable, indescribable vision of awesome. "

   "trying to find a better ""status""... "

   thinks your tractor's sexy

   thought of it before you did.

   and Fabio are now friends.

   "checking Facebook while on vacation, what a loser. "

   hungry like the wolf.

   hacked your Facebook

   partying like a rock star.

   up to no good.

   with the girl next door

   big in Japan

   saving a lot on his child support by switching to condoms.

   stimulating his package.

   "serious, and don't call me Shirley "

   FUBAR

   "somewhere in the land of Oz, picking on a scarecrow. "