Mickey Funny Status Messages

   I don't consider myself a Tebow hater...that label is placed on we Tebow realists by his sycophantic minions. Just now...he threw a dead on pass...at the receiver's ankles.

   The other day I went for a job interview, do you think it was a bad idea to ask if they ever press charges?

   One positive thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whoever you meet.