Funny Status Messages

   I can't berieve the plice of Peking Duck!

   🎵 Chinee foo, Chinee foo, onry Musk and Trump can afford Chinee foo! 🎵

   How much will the Kung Pao Chicken combination dinner with pork fried rice and egg rollcost now???

   The USA. Trump's 7th bankruptcy.

   Cadet Bone Spurs who dodged the draft FIVE TIMES and refused to serve our country, has not earned a military parade for his birthday. This isn't North Korea. The $92 million should go to our Veterans.

   Maybe we should start listening to the economists and business leaders, and not the guy who went bankrupt 6 times 😥

   Why do you people reply and engage in petty name calling with these anti Trumpers? Because we're proving that you're all just a bunch of f*cking sheep and in a cult 🤡 and you're just starting to realize it.

   Nothing screams efficiency like a $1 TRILLION defense budget and a $92 MILLION parade to celebrate Dumps birthday. DOGE was a complete con. You've all been conned 🤡

   Why do you people reply and engage in petty name calling with these anti Trumpers? You are in charge for at least the next 3 1/2 years. Enjoy it!!! Take joy in the fact that they wake up miserable every day. Don’t engage.

   I stand with China. 🇨🇳 The US facked around and now they're gonna find out.

   Kamala Harris just announced she's selling bibles and clothes and accessories and water and pens and shoes with her name on them. Because that's not weird or creepy at all, is it M^G^? 😂

   And it's "hear", not "here". You maggot idiot. F*ck you people are so stupid

   The reason gas prices have fallen is not positive. Oil prices and Treasury yields fell because there are concerns about economic growth going forward. If a person knew the first thing about economics, they would understand this, moron.

   I changed my mind. F*ck Trump.

   Gas prices going down due to oil falling. lets here you whiners now.

   It's still hard to believe that this is all self-imposed. Everything that's happening right now wasn't the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. You did this to yourselves by electing the dumbest motherfocker to ever rule a nation 🤡

   The notion that all these great jobs are gonna fly back to us is complete nonsense. We don't want these low paying manufacturing jobs. And the entire strategy is completely dividing this administration. WTF did I vote for? This is a disaster.

   Aww poor baby! What's the matter? Do you have such low self-esteem that you deliver cheap insults to complete strangers online, make up crap, and make fake profiles online? The only thing you're looking at is your own reflection in the mirror.

   It's like talking to a brain damaged parrot.

   "I can see you now. 300lbs, 38D cups, and no pecker." DUDE, you have the weirdest motherf*cking fantasies.