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   messageicon Good morning, l*fticles... let the meltdown begin!
←Rate | 03-23-2025 06:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dem women are disgusting.
←Rate | 03-23-2025 06:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just bought $200 worth of groceries... And then ordered pizza because I don't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries!
←Rate | 03-23-2025 05:42 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men on men, adult on child... why are you so fixated?
←Rate | 03-23-2025 01:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon DOGE has found so much fraud that not a single person has been charged with fraud. And in case you were wondering? Yes. Melania's still a wh*re 😂
←Rate | 03-22-2025 23:45 by Baronhateshisdad Comments (0)  


   messageicon If this were real life, and the odd loser who we watch get triggered here due to our posts was sitting across from us at a bar? Crying? We would drag him outside, and beat the sh*t out of him. Then, we'd take his wife home and play "rotisserie".
←Rate | 03-22-2025 20:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The next pro-Tr*mp Post is 100% written by a guy who's been inside a five-year-old.
←Rate | 03-22-2025 20:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most m*g* men are attracted to children.
←Rate | 03-22-2025 20:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know a guy in Calgary who keyed a piece of garbage Tesla last night outside a bar lol Great job!
←Rate | 03-22-2025 20:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess our new Rage Baiter didn't get the memo where he, or she, or it could be making money doing this on legitimate social media
←Rate | 03-22-2025 20:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon TDS is actually a mental disorder in some states
←Rate | 03-22-2025 20:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Left 1st husband, cheated on 2nd, married member of Journey, broke into band's bank account - embezzled hundreds of thousands after committing fraud and running Ponzi scheme. Now leads the White House Faith Office. LOL. Another M*G* Wh*re.
←Rate | 03-22-2025 19:28 by Yourfaithisajoke Comments (0)  


   messageicon Worst case of SFT (stroking for Trump) I've ever seen. It is hilarious though.
←Rate | 03-22-2025 19:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Worst case of Trump DS I've ever seen. It is hilarious though.
←Rate | 03-22-2025 17:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently "A way out" wasn't the right answer.
←Rate | 03-22-2025 05:46 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who stroke themselves to Donald Trump every day and brag because he won, don't realize that they have lost so much. They're going to realize it soon enough. I laugh at them, and spit on their flag lolz
←Rate | 03-22-2025 00:32 by Russiawon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like the word lefticles because not only does it sound like, but is also spelled almost identical to my two favourite things to suck on every night.
←Rate | 03-22-2025 00:31 by Trumpwon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lefticles mad cause trump is doing great. Best ever
←Rate | 03-22-2025 00:24 by Trumpwon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you hate it when someone hacks your update because they're smarter than you because you're stupid?
←Rate | 03-22-2025 00:20 by Retardlicanscry Comments (0)  


   messageicon Musk should buy Barnes & Noble so R*t*rdlicans would start to read. He should also buy Pfizer so the R*t*rdlicans can finally start satisfying their cousins lmao
←Rate | 03-21-2025 23:49 by StupidoDems Comments (0)  




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