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Clinton says "How high do you have to build a wall to keep out the internet?" She's nuts comparing the internet to illegal immigrants. God help us.
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03-23-2016 05:24 by
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As an Easter present, wrap grapes in color foil and send a basket of them to the IRS.
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03-23-2016 04:08
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Easter Pro Tip: Wrap up grapes in color foil and give them away as chocolate eggs to your family and friends.
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03-23-2016 03:36
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Or you could just reword a meme we all saw.
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03-23-2016 03:31
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"Mannekin Pis on your bombs": an unlikely statue is now an icon of Belgian defiance.
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03-23-2016 03:27
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the Republican Presidential race sounds as substantial as Keeping up with the Kardashians.
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03-23-2016 00:26 by
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Then stop blaming all gun owners for the actions of one.
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03-22-2016 19:39
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I ate too much Taco Bell......and ended up Islaming in my pants.
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03-22-2016 18:07
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Thanks for the fecking blockbusters gift card granma.
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03-22-2016 16:37 by
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Don't forget to judge others on the circumstances they can't control today.
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03-22-2016 16:24
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According to my husband, it's not a tickle fight until half my ribs are broken and I've sharted myself.
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03-22-2016 16:22 by
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Hitler should have done the world a favour and wiped out the towel heads instead.
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03-22-2016 15:14
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Dear Rappers, please stop putting police sirens in your songs. Sincerely, All Paranoid Drivers.
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03-22-2016 14:55
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People say cherry blossoms are beautiful. I see death by allergies. Achooooo!!!
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03-22-2016 14:51
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The older you get, the more you appreciate being at home masterbating on a Tuesday night.
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03-22-2016 14:49
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Mosquitos everywhere keeping it real by wishing everyone a Happy First Week of Spring. Remember us?
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03-22-2016 14:47
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Why would you buy a case for your cracked cell phone, that's like buying a condom to put on your kids head?!?!
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03-22-2016 14:45
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I'm so tired of not being a multimillionaire.
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03-22-2016 14:43
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I was a young rebel as a toddler. I smoked candy cigarettes and took tic-tacs.
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03-22-2016 14:41
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Women are the only people who can go out to bar broke but come home drunk.
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