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Kiss me I'm Irish, put a little tongue in it, I'm French too
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03-26-2016 08:44 by
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One time I exaggerated so hard that I died.
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03-26-2016 06:20 by
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I cannot wait to interrupt Kanye West's eulogy.
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03-26-2016 06:11 by
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" No way....?!?! I majored in liberal arts too...!!! Btw....would you like fries with that.....???"
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03-26-2016 06:00
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What's the difference between a puppy and a liberal? A puppy will eventually open its eyes and stop whining.
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03-25-2016 23:00
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My favorite holiday is, National Egg Salad Lunch Monday. . .
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03-25-2016 22:33 by
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Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream wants to make a flavor inspired by Bernie Sanders. Whatever flavor it winds up being we know Bernie will hate it for being too rich..........
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03-25-2016 19:30
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Bernie Sanders announced that he loves selfies. He just hasn't figured out how to take them on his rotary phone.......
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03-25-2016 19:28
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Cruz had 5 mistresses? Were they alive?
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03-25-2016 18:58
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I used my removable shower head to wash under my beard, so I get it girls. I get it.
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03-25-2016 15:25 by
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it just me or would Bernie Sanders sound a lot smarter if we surgically fused his mouth to a kazoo...???
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03-25-2016 15:03
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Progressives are so used to f---ing everything up they need their own insurance company......
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03-25-2016 14:58
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I just spent hours connecting all of my watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time.
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03-25-2016 11:40
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Dear Yahoo: I've never heard anyone say "I don't know. Let's Yahoo it." Just sayin'. Sincerely yours, Google
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03-25-2016 11:37
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"OK. Anyone who wants in the picture get on this side of the table." -Jesus at the Last Supper
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03-25-2016 10:58
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When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.:)
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03-25-2016 08:36
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But have you tried Googling first before sharing these fake posts?
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03-25-2016 08:32
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I so want a restraining order on everyone who doesn't wear deodorant.
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03-25-2016 08:08
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In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I've decided to keep the dust bunnies as decorations.
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03-25-2016 08:06
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I hate it when I'm in a long line up and suddenly lose my will to live.
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03-25-2016 07:55
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