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The Pentagon now allows Transgenders to serve in the military and get free sex changes ..... Heck .... Apparently you really can be All you can be! 
Hit my head on a flag pole ... now I'm seeing Stars and Stripes ....
Make America a Constitutional Republic Again.
Public Service Announcement: If you plan on using Illegal Fireworks this July 4th weekend .... Please remember to remove their Sombreros first.
"Make America Native Again!"
Just wondering if Trump's "Make America Great Again" caps will be even more patriotic this Fourth of July.
Our cat doesn't like fireworks so we just let her hold sparklers every Independence Day.
I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my freedom or gunshots....
When I was younger, I thought July 4th was celebrated because of the film Independence Day....I was so wrong.
Let's proudly wave our American flags made in China this weekend.
Just a friendly reminder for Canada Day and Independence Day, fireworks look way more amazing when you're not constantly checking your iPhone.
Thank god our Founding Fathers didn't decided to declare independence in winter, it's BBQ and beach time!!!
May your July 4th fireworks cause less personal injury than your July 4th alcohol consumption.
Happy Canada day!!!!! 🇨🇦cheers to living in the best country in the world!
Always have the most fun on the Fourth of July. You don’t have to exchange any gifts. You just go to the beach and watch fireworks.
It’s Fourth of July weekend, or, as I call it, Exploding Christmas.
Fourth of July weekend is when we finally get to play our favorite American guessing game, Firework or Gunshot!!!
Starting the Independence Day celebration today at work by wearing red, white, & blue and shooting deer from my office window with my AK-47.
At anger management classes in Canada, they teach people to apologize less sharply.
... Turns out Corporal Klinger would no longer qualify for a Section 8 Discharge in today's enlightened US Army! 