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I feel sorry for people that haven't found their true love. My ex is on her 5th.
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04-21-2016 19:26 by
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Now he really IS the artist formally known as Prince
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04-21-2016 17:54 by
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Please dont let Lifetime tell Prince's story... After what they did to Aliyah and Whitney....
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04-21-2016 17:50
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It's the end of his purple reign. R.I.P.Prince.
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04-21-2016 17:40
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Going to Hell on a full scholarship.
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04-21-2016 15:33
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One day I will solve all problems with grace & maturity. Today is not that day...
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04-21-2016 14:52
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Seeing purple rain from his Little Red Corvette
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04-21-2016 14:48
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Here's how unreal Prince was: he made Minnesota cool
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04-21-2016 14:17
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I installed some software today and decided to actually read the terms and agreement. 45 minutes later I clicked Agree but still had no idea what I was agreeing to.
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04-21-2016 14:16
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Since tomorrow is Earth Day I have decided to spend the day there and enjoy the celebrations
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04-21-2016 14:15
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RIP: The artist formerly known as Alive.
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04-21-2016 13:34 by
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I just heard that Prince just went to Chyna.
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04-21-2016 13:28
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Rest in Peace Prince
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04-21-2016 13:16
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The Queen has out lived the Prince
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04-21-2016 13:09
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The good news is they're putting a woman on the $20 dollar bill... The bad news is it will be worth only $14.
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04-21-2016 09:51 by
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The last time I had a decent sleep was for nine months when I was in my mom's womb.
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04-21-2016 08:16
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"I'm sorry" and "My bad" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral.
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04-21-2016 07:49
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Beginning to think my dog will never accept my leg 'just wants to be friends.'
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04-21-2016 07:40
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Boss just announced he is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I.
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04-21-2016 07:15
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if you're a tailor and your shop's name isn't "Britches get stitches" then what's the point?
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04-21-2016 05:41 by
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