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Tips To Gain My Friendship: 1) Have a cat. 2) Show me photos of your cat. 3) Invite me over to pet your cat. 4) Be a cat. 5) Cat.
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... Former UN President John Ashe “accidentally” crushed his own throat and died coincidentally a week before he was scheduled to testify against Bill and Hillary Clinton. HA ... More like Accidentally on purpose if you ask me!!!
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07-02-2016 21:25
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..... Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears
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07-02-2016 18:45
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The FDA has announced that eating raw cookie dough is really bad for your health. So is telling my girlfriend not to eat raw cookie dough.
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07-02-2016 16:13
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United States: High Fructose Corn Syrup.
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07-02-2016 16:10
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I owe my kids $4,983 in back allowances.
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07-02-2016 16:07
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I'll acknowledge Canada Day whey they finally acknowledge that's not bacon.
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07-02-2016 16:05
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LeBron James opted out of his contract but he re-signed for another 8 years of attention whoring.
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07-02-2016 16:04
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Just created a Tinder page for my dog and he's already got more right swipes than me.
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07-02-2016 16:02
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Rachel Dolezal celebrated Canada Day by announcing she's a Canadian.
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07-02-2016 15:52
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Just realized the definition of the word "word" is made up of many words and now I have a headache.
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07-02-2016 15:49
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Favorite all-time Disney snuff film is "Frying Dory."
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07-02-2016 15:48
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America: Diet coke, large pizzas.
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07-02-2016 15:46
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If you don't lose a finger or two this weekend can you really even call yourself an American.
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07-02-2016 15:46
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If anyone goes to a house without a dog or WiFi, should you wonder how many people are buried in their yard?
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07-02-2016 15:44
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The day a black NFL player gets shot by a cop, ruining Paul Ryan's fantasy football team, will be the day the GOP addresses police brutality.
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07-02-2016 15:40
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GOP Convention Speakers: 1) Donald Trump's kids. 2) Donald Trump's wife. 3) Donald Trump's grandma. 4) Donald Trump's barber.
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07-02-2016 15:38
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If Trump and Hillary are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean, who survives? America. America survives.
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07-02-2016 14:40
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It's called "Independence Day" not "Dependence Day" for a reason
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07-02-2016 12:59
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if you own a body shop and it's not called "Auto Correct", then what's the point?
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