Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   " If we build it, They Won't Come." ............. Border Wall

   ..... Wonder what would happen if a Pokemon Go character accidentally appeared in the middle of a busy freeway?

   Misconduct, Malfeasance and Dereliction of Duty: These are the Qualifications of Hillary Clinton for President. Is this really what you want in the Office of the President?

   Thanks, Amazon Prime. Just what I needed. Another consumer driven 'holiday.'

   Sorry kids .... Bernie and Hillary are not really Pokemon Go characters

   The Socialist just endorsed the Corrupt Socialist for President.

   There are now a lot of confused and frustrated kids out there that are frantically trying to take selfies with their newly found Pokemon Go characters.

   As a Millenial I find my life is now full of much more meaning now that I have Pokemon Go!

   Be careful walking near tall building today. You may see millenials out on ledges for 1 of 2 reasons... they are playing Pokemon Go or they are depressed that their hero Bernie Sanders just fell in line with his comrades.

   Please Note: That ad On Craigslist is a Scam!! I repeat, It's a Scam!!! The Pokemon Ho has nothing to do with that game everybody has been playing!!

   OMG Pikachu!!! My life is now complete.

   I refuse to join your Pokemon cult

   I rise to join your Pokemon cult!

   Wears an "I'm with stupid" shirt to marriage counseling.

   Often think if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now.

   Don't know if dogs get how cool they look in sunglasses.

   Finally told my parents their neighbor of 20 years has always been an openly gay man.

   I'm saving my abstinence for marriage.

   I wore some of those khaki shorts with tiny lobsters all over them and my credit score went up 30 points.

   When I was a teenager, there was only one phone app. It was called the "dial tone."