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Still trying to figure out how they can all afford to buy guns and bullets while on Food Stamps.
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07-10-2016 18:14
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...... POKEMON GO!!!!!!! No Seriously ....... POKEMON GO!!! The world does not need any more Pokemon!
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07-10-2016 18:07
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Lady, I hope this doesn't surprise you but I am pretty sure your boobs go inside your shirt.
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07-10-2016 18:03
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Well if we really are what we eat ... apparently I am fast cheap and easy.
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07-10-2016 18:01
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OK, You're telling me you're not a slut ..... So ... Does that mean you are some kind of volunteer prostitute or something?
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07-10-2016 17:56
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If Republicans didn't insist on upholding their "Proud Tradition of Failure to do their JOB" ... Perhaps this country wouldn't be in such a sad state of affairs. They were elected to do one thing then proceeded to do another ..... SHEESH
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07-10-2016 17:53
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Yes it is true that women give us solace, But if it were not for women we would never need solace.
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07-10-2016 17:48
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Tip for Pokemon Go players. I just left a Squirtle and a Blastoise in the mall bathroom.
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07-10-2016 16:14
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Nintendo has gotten more kids off the couch in 2 days than Michelle Obama has in 8 years.
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07-10-2016 11:55
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I accidentally got my blow up doll pregnant. Related: I've got some balloons for sale.
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07-10-2016 11:38
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The FIRST Rule of Marriage Club is .... She's ALWAYS Right.
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07-10-2016 11:27
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I'm not worried about Werewolves, Vampires, Zombies or Haunted Hotels .... I'm worried about what real Human Beings will do to other Human Beings.
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07-10-2016 11:26
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obviously I'm against a baby fight club on a moral basis but in terms of humor... it's pure gold
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07-10-2016 06:41 by
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if you hitchhike make sure to use your thumb correctly or people might think you're just congratulating them on their excellent driving
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07-10-2016 06:33 by
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Ah, my youth: We sang praises to our processed meat products. Bologna had a first name. We all wished to be wieners. It was a gentler age.
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07-10-2016 06:31 by
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I may not be the brightest crayon in the tool shed but at least I'm great at analogies.
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07-10-2016 06:25 by
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The way a dog that doesn't play fetch looks at a thrown ball—that's how I feel about everything.
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07-10-2016 06:20 by
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CarefreeBlackKids2k16 offers both heated arguments with friends and figuring out how the dog filter works on Snapchat. Great way to unite America!
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07-10-2016 05:50
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My desire to be well-informed during this presidential election is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.
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07-10-2016 05:46
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Your credit history may be a determining factor when applying for a loan or to be a future Trump supporter.
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