Funny Status Messages

   I learned all I need to know about race relations from watching C.Thomas Howell's heart felt film Soul Man six times.

   A man at the airport bar is now criticizing "the lamestream media" for "liberal" reporting and "spelling 'speech' without the A".

   Part of Scott Baio's speech was plagiarized from the episode of Charles In Charge where Nicole Eggert ran for class president.

   I hate when people talk about "slutty" clothing. First of all that's sexist, and second it should be called "sexually activewear."

   Roger Ailes quits FOX News ..... Guess it's up to Trump Now!

   "Is that a gun in your pants ... or are you happy to see me?" ..... Melania Sanchez

   "That's one small step for man ... One Giant leap for mankind" .... Melania Trump

   That does it!!!! .... Melania and Michelle are going to have to settle this like real women ...... Time for a winner takes all mud wrestling contest!!! Heck ... I'd pay to see that .... Donald .... You listening?

   Apparently Milania Trump is an extremely influential speaker ..... She gives one single speech and all of a sudden Hillary Supporters are all about Honesty and Integrity. Heck ... I wonder what would happen if she gives another one!

   Congratulations America! We're one step closer to schmuck.

   Melania has responded: "These accusations of plagiarism are not only hurtful to me, but are hurtful to my children Sasha and Malia"

   Hey, you guys remember when the GOP Congress refused to increase funding for worldwide Embassy Security? Probably not.

   I bet Melania regrets asking Brian Williams for help writing her speech.

   Crooked Melania: So which is better, admitting she lied about writing the speech, or admitting she plagiarized?

   Don't be so hard on Melania. It's not like that high school dropout who got by on her looks and married rich ever took shortcuts in life.

   Melania Trump gave the RNC the Germanic accent it needed for complete 1933 authenticity.

   "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

   "I cant wait for your tell all book hillary" - OJ

   I can't wait for her I have a dream speech in November! -hillary

   I just discovered today that with the help of Google, I can be a speech writer! How cool is that?