Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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FOX Interviewer: Your wife is absolutely stunning for 46 Trump: SHE'S 46??*immediately suspends presidential campaign & logs onto Tinder*
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07-19-2016 06:27
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Planet Earth or as other worlds like to call it, The Planet of Idiots.
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07-19-2016 06:22
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Knew something was up when Melania Trump started talking about the challenges of raising two daughters, Sasha and Malia.
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07-19-2016 02:07
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I hear tomorrow, Trump is going to plagiarize the Gettysburg address.

On a deteriorative scale, my liver is somewhere between Ozzy Osbourne and Charlie Sheen.
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07-19-2016 01:16 by Psycho
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It’s easier to come out of the closet than it is to say you like Trump.
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07-19-2016 01:00
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Remember that one time when Kanye West made a song dissing gold diggers? Then turned around and married the biggest gold digger in the country?
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07-19-2016 00:28
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I'd give five bucks to hear Melania say, "Moose and Squirrel"...
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07-18-2016 22:53 by Scstarman
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Just seeing Trumps come out to, "We are the Champions" was good enough for me to make a decision.
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07-18-2016 22:34
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Life is good .... the alternative is not.
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07-18-2016 22:30
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Speakers tomorrow night at the GOP Convention include Erin Moran, Burt Ward from "Batman" and the dude that played Urkel. #starpower
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07-18-2016 21:54
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The more I see of the people against Trump,the more I'm convinced to vote for him .

Why can't we drop all the hyphens and just be Americans?
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07-18-2016 18:49
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I miss the days when the scariest thing on TV was "The Twilight Zone" and not "The Nightly News."
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07-18-2016 18:47
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Pokemon Go is now more popular than Tinder another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area.
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07-18-2016 17:22
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Hey ... Even Duct Tape can't fix Stupid ..... But at it can muffle the sound.
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07-18-2016 17:14
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Gettin' real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities.
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07-18-2016 14:32
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I'm convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.
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07-18-2016 14:31
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Black lies Murder ....
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07-18-2016 12:46
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BLM does realize there are Black Cops too ... Right?
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07-18-2016 12:45
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