Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Roger Ailes quits FOX News ..... Guess it's up to Trump Now!

   "Is that a gun in your pants ... or are you happy to see me?" ..... Melania Sanchez

   "That's one small step for man ... One Giant leap for mankind" .... Melania Trump

   That does it!!!! .... Melania and Michelle are going to have to settle this like real women ...... Time for a winner takes all mud wrestling contest!!! Heck ... I'd pay to see that .... Donald .... You listening?

   Apparently Milania Trump is an extremely influential speaker ..... She gives one single speech and all of a sudden Hillary Supporters are all about Honesty and Integrity. Heck ... I wonder what would happen if she gives another one!

   Congratulations America! We're one step closer to schmuck.

   Melania has responded: "These accusations of plagiarism are not only hurtful to me, but are hurtful to my children Sasha and Malia"

   Hey, you guys remember when the GOP Congress refused to increase funding for worldwide Embassy Security? Probably not.

   I bet Melania regrets asking Brian Williams for help writing her speech.

   Crooked Melania: So which is better, admitting she lied about writing the speech, or admitting she plagiarized?

   Don't be so hard on Melania. It's not like that high school dropout who got by on her looks and married rich ever took shortcuts in life.

   Melania Trump gave the RNC the Germanic accent it needed for complete 1933 authenticity.

   "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

   "I cant wait for your tell all book hillary" - OJ

   I can't wait for her I have a dream speech in November! -hillary

   I just discovered today that with the help of Google, I can be a speech writer! How cool is that?

   Black Wives Fatter

   .... HECK ... You know there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with this country when people are much more concerned with a few repeated words from a possible First Lady... than ..... 30,000 Deleted Classified Emails from a Major Presidential Candidate!!!

   Let someone else come in my yard looking for a Pokemon, the only thing you are going to catch are "these hands"

   "Winter is Coming" -Melania Trump