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Whenever my parents talk about "the good old days", they always seem to stop at 1990. Which is pretty cool, because that's also the year I was born... wait... what?
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07-20-2016 08:57
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I hope the irony of people stealing each other's "Melania Trump plagiarism" jokes on Facebook is not overlooked.
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07-20-2016 04:21 by
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"Melania's Speech was 100% real... Trust Me I was THERE!" - Brian Williams
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07-20-2016 04:17 by
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"We do not consider Melania's speech to be plagarism....As there was no intent to plagarism" - FBI Director Comey
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07-20-2016 04:15
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Yesterday was A slight fumble, but I think Melania's really gonna shine in the swimsuit portion of the competition...
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07-20-2016 02:25
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Filter pics should come with a Disclaimer" Some objects may appear more beautiful than they realy are"
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07-20-2016 01:35
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You put a couch on your back porch you're considered trashy but put a grill next to it and tent over it and you're rich.
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07-20-2016 00:16
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Iced coffee, for when you need to chug your coffee but don't want to lose five layers of skin on the roof of your mouth.
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07-20-2016 00:15
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All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are over 21. Sorry to ruin the franchise for you.
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07-20-2016 00:13
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I started reading more because for like 6 years I thought Sharia Law was a Street Fighter character.
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07-20-2016 00:12
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A fun thing to do when your co-workers go to Chipotle for lunch is to put up “Out of Order” signs on all the bathrooms.
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07-20-2016 00:09
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Due to recent events, I'm deducting a full three stars from my Yelp review of Earth.
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07-20-2016 00:05
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A date so bad instead of just saying goodnight you both write Victim Impact Statements.
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07-20-2016 00:01
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Trump would've had more speakers at the convention but they're were roster issues. Translation: Trump ran out of family members.
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07-19-2016 23:58
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I can't believe they're going to remake Little Women with an all-female cast.
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07-19-2016 23:56
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BREAKING: Chris Christie spotted working valet at the RNC.
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07-19-2016 23:55
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I learned all I need to know about race relations from watching C.Thomas Howell's heart felt film Soul Man six times.
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07-19-2016 23:53
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A man at the airport bar is now criticizing "the lamestream media" for "liberal" reporting and "spelling 'speech' without the A".
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07-19-2016 23:51
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Part of Scott Baio's speech was plagiarized from the episode of Charles In Charge where Nicole Eggert ran for class president.
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07-19-2016 23:49
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I hate when people talk about "slutty" clothing. First of all that's sexist, and second it should be called "sexually activewear."
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