anonymous Funny Status Messages

   turning on Airplane mode on his iPhone but can't figure out why it still won't fly!

   not scared of heights.... just widths!!!!

   promoting global warming.

   in your refrigerator.

   "used to care, but now I take a pill for that!! "

   planning to fill in this blank.

   bringing sexy back... to the store for a refund!

   so great Tony the tigers jealous

   "sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't "

   sells seashells by the seashore

   works hard because millions on welfare depend on me!

   finding the cure for hunger.

   a PC

   the weapon of choice.

   not the same in person.

   going on a magic carpet ride

   ashamed of what he did for a Klondike bar.

   the reason therapists have to get therapy

   out joyriding in your car.

   being chased by penguins