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Cargo pants for babies?!?! You know, it's a place to put all the important stuff that babies carry with them.
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Oprah: You've returned after 2000 years. What's your message for humanity? Jesus: I just want everyone to know I never wore those sandals.
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06-26-2016 13:27
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So bored at work I can't even think of something to goggle
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06-26-2016 09:40
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I'll do anything for my fans here except produce quality work.
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06-26-2016 03:00
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Anytime someone scrolls all the way to your first Facebook photo, you should get a notification. Or it should go straight to the police.
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06-26-2016 02:57
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Facebook didn't tell me it's your birthday is an awesome 21st century excuse.
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06-26-2016 02:51
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By the time I get all these condoms unwrapped I had absolutely no interest in making balloon animals.
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06-26-2016 02:46
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More Americans trust Fox News than the President on climate change according to a recent survey done by Fox News.
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06-26-2016 02:11
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Fan theory suggest Finding Dory takes place in the same universe as Finding Nemo.
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06-26-2016 02:03
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Googling to find out what you just voted for....should be the last resort.
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06-26-2016 01:59
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Brexit has inspired my wife to demand a sexit.
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06-26-2016 01:57
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Should you tell your neighbor that leaving their six porch lights on all day makes their Prius rather redundant?
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06-26-2016 01:56
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Scotland's in the middle of a couple's breakup and trying to figure out who they're still supposed to be friends with.
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06-26-2016 01:53
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Bad News: Britain votes to leave Europe. Worst News: Mississippi says they're staying in America.
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06-26-2016 01:50
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Thanks to Brexit, British prostitutes are now a great deal pound for pound.
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06-26-2016 01:48
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You can sponsor a child in need for the cost of a cup of coffee. I wanna help, but they really shouldn't be giving coffee to kids.
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06-26-2016 01:44
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Donald Trump "has accepted a relationship with Christ". No word yet on if he plans on leaving him for a younger, prettier messiah.
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06-26-2016 01:40
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Teen Slang Update: "Bye, Felicia" has been abbreviated to "Peace, Feleesh".
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06-26-2016 01:37
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The United Kingdom just asked Donald Trump's father for a small loan.
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06-26-2016 01:34
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I wish getting rich was just as easy as getting fat.
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