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Public Service Announcement: If you plan on using Illegal Fireworks this July 4th weekend .... Please remember to remove their Sombreros first.
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07-01-2016 19:06
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"Make America Native Again!"
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07-01-2016 17:08
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Just wondering if Trump's "Make America Great Again" caps will be even more patriotic this Fourth of July.
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07-01-2016 16:36
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Our cat doesn't like fireworks so we just let her hold sparklers every Independence Day.
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07-01-2016 16:35
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I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my freedom or gunshots....
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07-01-2016 16:33
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When I was younger, I thought July 4th was celebrated because of the film Independence Day....I was so wrong.
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07-01-2016 16:28
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Let's proudly wave our American flags made in China this weekend.
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07-01-2016 16:23
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Just a friendly reminder for Canada Day and Independence Day, fireworks look way more amazing when you're not constantly checking your iPhone.
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07-01-2016 16:05
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Thank god our Founding Fathers didn't decided to declare independence in winter, it's BBQ and beach time!!!
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07-01-2016 16:03
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May your July 4th fireworks cause less personal injury than your July 4th alcohol consumption.
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07-01-2016 16:02
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Happy Canada day!!!!! 🇨🇦cheers to living in the best country in the world!
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07-01-2016 15:59
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Always have the most fun on the Fourth of July. You don’t have to exchange any gifts. You just go to the beach and watch fireworks.
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07-01-2016 15:55
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It’s Fourth of July weekend, or, as I call it, Exploding Christmas.
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07-01-2016 15:53
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Fourth of July weekend is when we finally get to play our favorite American guessing game, Firework or Gunshot!!!
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07-01-2016 15:52
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Starting the Independence Day celebration today at work by wearing red, white, & blue and shooting deer from my office window with my AK-47.
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07-01-2016 15:48
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At anger management classes in Canada, they teach people to apologize less sharply.
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07-01-2016 15:46
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... Turns out Corporal Klinger would no longer qualify for a Section 8 Discharge in today's enlightened US Army!
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07-01-2016 14:38
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I was forced to retire as a Gynecologist. I got tunnel vision.
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07-01-2016 12:10
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It is Canada Day, so go out and pet a beaver.
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07-01-2016 10:28
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ran 2.7 mi today , apparently the ice cream truck dosen't have rear view mirrors,. I hope that the time when we paid with two protein en-crusted tube sock's full of corroded pennies didn't have anything to do with it...
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07-01-2016 10:10
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