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IS says is America elects Hillary the will donate $2 million to the Clinton Foundation and have Bill speak at their next function for another million.
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08-13-2016 18:51
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Any man believes in freedom of speech at least for themselves.
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08-13-2016 18:44
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There is something I really like about women's beach volleyball but I can't put my finger on it.
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08-13-2016 18:09
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Hillary wears them long pant suits because she dosent have the typical "Camel Toe". She has what some people call "Moose Foot"
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08-13-2016 18:00
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Donalds Plan: "Build a wall" "Make America great" Hillarys Plan: "He cant say that"
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08-13-2016 17:55
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Hillary is working with her aids to beat Trump. Meanwhile, Bill is working with his doctors to beat A.I.D.S.
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08-13-2016 17:16
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Trump suggests that someone should shoot Hillary? There he goes trying to make America great again.
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08-13-2016 17:11
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Shoutout to the American voters for narrowing our options down to the jerk from 'The Apprentice' and the inspiration for 'House of Cards'
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08-13-2016 16:17 by
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IS relies on propaganda to recruit. Trump did the same with his 2nd Amendment remark!
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08-13-2016 11:27
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Hope Solo should have the "Shut the Hell Up" special for dinner tonight.
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08-12-2016 22:12
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My debit card isn't the only thing I wanna tap tonight.
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08-12-2016 21:52 by
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I haven't seen one medal awarded at the Olympics for participation.
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08-12-2016 20:32
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If you mean Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit", then yes, I do like Opera.
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08-12-2016 20:01
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I'm going paperless at home but it's presenting a real problem in the bathroom.
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08-12-2016 19:38
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If I ask my mom to take a picture of me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling "It's the button on the left!"
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08-12-2016 19:38
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.... You're offended? ...... Well .... How does it feel to be so weak that words can hurt you?
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08-12-2016 19:34
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Han Solo is apparently quite distraught that his granddaughter Hope didn't stop that last shot.
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08-12-2016 19:03
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I hope the guy who invented speed bumps dies waiting on an ambulance.
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08-12-2016 17:33
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The night before the 1st day of school is just like Christmas Eve for parents
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08-12-2016 16:39 by
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It's so hot outside I attended a Hillary Clinton rally just to be next to something shady.
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