Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Sources say Gretchen Carlson wasn't the first Roger Ailes victim. Let's not forget anyone ever forced to watch Fox News.
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07-08-2016 14:30
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Drunk Books: Where The Wild Things Are Dancing On Tables.
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07-08-2016 14:29
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Redneck Children Stories: The Lion, The Witch, and the Civil War Re-enactors.
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07-08-2016 14:27
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Hillary should be indicted. Trump will do something where he should be indicted. We're screwed. Eat Oreos.
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07-08-2016 14:26
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The "Map My Run" Facebook posts are a great way to track how far you went to brag about exercise or show your exercise running from the police.
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07-08-2016 14:24
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Am I the only one that doesn't eat all day then binges 4000 calories in one sitting?
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07-08-2016 14:21
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If you visualize something you can make it happen. I'm visualizing taking a nap.
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07-08-2016 14:20
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Wendy's pay terminals hacked!!! First my wife finds out I was on Ashley Madison, now she'll know I bought my dates baked potatoes.
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07-08-2016 14:19
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Going to Walmart makes me appreciate the little things like pants that fit, deodorant, and dental insurance.
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07-08-2016 14:17
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Donald Trump promises to defend article 12 of the Constitution after confusing for bankruptcy chapters.
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07-08-2016 14:16
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Q.What do you call a dog with 2 inch legs and metal b@lls. A. Sparky
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07-08-2016 13:50 by Fazzella
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Hmmm, we didn't have all this craziness when people were allowed to smoke anywhere.......
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07-08-2016 12:39
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What's the one phrase a blind person never wants to read? "Do not touch!"
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07-08-2016 11:49
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Black Lies Scatter!
Black Jives Shatter
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07-08-2016 11:02
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I really don't think it's right to support hate, violence and murder just because it suits your agenda.
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07-08-2016 10:57
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The FBI keeps insisting that the greatest threat to America is "Right Wing Extremist Groups." In the mean time people & cops are being murdered across the nation by anything other than that. Beginning to think the biggest threat is those FBI warnings.
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07-08-2016 10:44
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About a year ago I told my friend there’s plenty of fish in the sea. Last I heard he is still sitting there holding his rod.
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07-08-2016 10:08 by SEAN
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It’s bad enough when the little voices in my head talk to me. But now they are texting.
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07-08-2016 10:02 by SEAN
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I had a blind date once, her name was ..::..::.:::::…:::::
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07-08-2016 10:00 by SEAN
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