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Never watched a documentary about paint drying though I have watched a 4 year old eat 7 peas.
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07-15-2016 16:14
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Sarah Palin not asked to speak at the Republican National Convention after discovering she doesn't have a passport to leave Alaska.
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07-15-2016 16:10
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"1-800-Yankees." - My reply when someone asks me to give them a phone number
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07-15-2016 16:05
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Just farted so badly Adam Sandler is pitching to buy the rights to make a movie about it.
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07-15-2016 16:02
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This Pokemon Go app is getting way too serious ..... My doctor said he found a Pokemon in my Chest X-Ray
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07-15-2016 15:25
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QUESTION: "What to you have when you finally find ALL of the Pokemon?" ... ANSWER: "Nothing .... you have nothing."
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07-15-2016 15:22
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... it's so damn HOT out there I'm not even going out to look for Pokemon.
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07-15-2016 15:20
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....... Hey Barack and Hillary .... Denial ain't just a river in Egypt!!!!
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07-15-2016 15:19
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It's so damn hot I think I'll go put the toilet seat up on purpose so I can get a cold Icy stare from my girlfriend
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07-15-2016 14:43 by
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It's a sad day when a 4 year old girl is more calm and collected than a police officer.
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07-15-2016 13:24
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some dude playing Pokémon go came inside my house to catch a Pokémon and stole my TV
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07-15-2016 13:23 by
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Im in the restroom using the urinals and someone walked next to me to catch a Pokemon!
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07-15-2016 13:10 by
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Protests to stop police from killing their race but then you kill each other for a pair of Jordans....smh
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07-15-2016 12:36
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Wow, that's a nice looking pair of crocs!" - Said by no one...
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07-15-2016 12:35
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"But apart from that , How did you enjoy the play Mrs. Lincoln"
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07-15-2016 12:33
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I woke up this morning and there was a big Pokemon next to me and I don't even have the app!
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07-15-2016 11:44
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He had no known links to t errorist organisations? Just being a m ulslim is a known link to t errorism.
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07-15-2016 11:37
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I don't care what any politician says ..... This country and this world are definitely not better places than it was 8 years ago! If they say otherwise they are liars and should not be trusted.
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07-15-2016 11:33
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I ordered 2 pizzas from Dominoes. The order taker was not amused when I asked her for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Total.
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07-15-2016 09:59 by
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Divorce: The end of an error.....
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