Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Life is good .... the alternative is not.

   Speakers tomorrow night at the GOP Convention include Erin Moran, Burt Ward from "Batman" and the dude that played Urkel. ‪#‎starpower‬

   The more I see of the people against Trump,the more I'm convinced to vote for him .

   Why can't we drop all the hyphens and just be Americans?

   I miss the days when the scariest thing on TV was "The Twilight Zone" and not "The Nightly News."

   Pokemon Go is now more popular than Tinder another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area.

   Hey ... Even Duct Tape can't fix Stupid ..... But at it can muffle the sound.

   Gettin' real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities.

   I'm convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.

   Black lies Murder ....

   BLM does realize there are Black Cops too ... Right?

   ... Well .... For the safety of all in attendance ... I certainly hope the official Olympic Flame in Brazil will be comprised of a gargantuan industrial sized Citronella candle!

   We know Black Lives Matter, we're just trying to figure out why

   I find it fascinating that the Media always has a hard on to ask Ivanka Trump about how HER father treats women .... BUT for some reason NO media outlet whatsoever ...... NEVER asks Chelsea Clinton that. .... Curious isn't it.

   Written within the Bible there are no "Black" or "White" Churches because the Messiah did not come to save "Skin" .... He came to save Souls.

   Why is it that BLM only protest when a black person is killed by a cop. Why are they not protesting in Chicago where 200 black kids are killed by 200 other black kids every day?

   As you Mature... you learn that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them, hope they panic and give in.

   Taylor Swift on an episode of Scooby Doo: “And I would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling Kardashians!"

   black lives matter on or off this week?

   Watching Donald Trump's interview is like watching someone have a conversation with a sock puppet.