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I think an eye doctor should run for president in 2020 with the slogan "a perfect vision"
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07-22-2016 18:07 by
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.... If the wrong toy is inside of it .... Is it still called a Happy Meal?
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07-22-2016 16:43
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I wore a bow tie today and got pinched by three guys on my way to work. I guess what they say about bow ties are true.
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07-22-2016 15:53
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Can we stop calling it medical marijuana and go back to just calling it marijuana yet?
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07-22-2016 14:06 by
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are most of these anti trump people on welfare?
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07-22-2016 13:45
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The less you know, the more you think you do.
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07-22-2016 13:36
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DAMMIT ... Please stop texting me when I'm texting you ..... Now I have to change my text!!
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07-22-2016 11:38
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Remember, YOU are unique ... just like everyone else.
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07-22-2016 11:37
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The mind is like a parachute .... It doesn't work if it isn't open.
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07-22-2016 11:33
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Welfare is intended to help the needy not to become a carreer
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07-22-2016 11:30
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Was absolutely shocked to hear that Hillary supporters Hated Donald Trump's speech at the RNC last night!! I'm sure the next big shock will come when I hear that Trump Supporters hated Hillary Clinton's speech at the DNC.
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07-22-2016 11:23
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Heck .... If you don't want to make America Great Again .... What else would you want to do with the country?
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07-22-2016 11:18
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Dang it,I went to the dog park this morning and accidentally stepped in a pile of Hillary.
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07-22-2016 08:55
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I like people who make me laugh, make me think and make me coffee. Not necessarily in that order....
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07-22-2016 07:00
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Does anyone else get Road Rage walking behind slow people?
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07-21-2016 23:36
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.... My girl friend keeps harping on me that a relationship is all about Truth and Honesty while at the same time tells me she is voting for Hillary!
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07-21-2016 18:28
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.... Hey Kiddy's ... Did you know that 47 Years ago the first men landed on the moon using less Tech than it takes you to catch a single Pokemon!!!
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07-21-2016 17:37
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I've been thinking about this all morning. "Sir, why did you shoot me?" "I don't know." This is insanity. #CharlesKinsey
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07-21-2016 14:59
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How do we know Adam and Eve were white? Ever try to take a rib from a black guy?
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07-21-2016 12:23
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Black Olives Matter
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07-21-2016 12:21 by
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