Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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2016 Olympics Events: Opening ceremonies-100m Brazilian Wax Free-Style-Zika Pole Vault-Let's Be Difficult And Speak Portuguese While Most other S American Countries Speak Spanish Decathlon-100m Butterfly and Mosquito Swim For Gold.
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08-05-2016 13:45
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My bank account has been hacked....The hacker felt so sorry for me, he sent me a message and has started a gofundme page......
It's only a matter of time before the Pokemon Rehabs pop up everywhere.
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08-05-2016 05:49
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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08-05-2016 05:47
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I hope someday to be described as that small, quiet man, who could be found regularly foraging for supplies in the liquor store/gas station.
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08-05-2016 05:42
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Beginning to think that all of these people giving pro tips aren't actually experts in their respective fields.
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08-05-2016 05:40
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A Perfect New Campaign Slogan: Make America Horny Again.
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08-05-2016 05:39
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The homeless shelter is a great place to meet people with a degree in "Street Smart".
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08-05-2016 05:38
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Death by school supplies shopping.
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08-05-2016 05:35
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A little bit about me, I'm a Capricorn and I was named after a horse thief that had troubles maintaining an erection.
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08-05-2016 05:30
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House arrest would be perfectly fine if you could choose the house.
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08-05-2016 05:27
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Out of all my hobbies, killing brain cells is probably my favorite one.
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08-05-2016 05:27
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Pretending to be nice is exhausting....
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08-05-2016 05:25
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I must admit, my "Kiss Me, I Have The Zika Virus" T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car.
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08-05-2016 05:25
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Going to see Suicide Squad. Hope nobody else is dressed like Harley Quinn because I will feel really stupid.
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08-05-2016 05:24
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The wrist Kris Jenner broke in a car crash hopefully isn't the one she uses for gold digging.
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08-05-2016 05:23
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Anyone wanna go halfsies on a nuclear bunker?
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08-05-2016 05:22
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Eminem is trending which is a relief because a whole generation of kids now know Eminem is still alive.
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08-05-2016 05:21
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If you think human beings have evolved a lot. Look at how much Egyptians worshiped cats... Then go look at Facebook for about 5 minutes.
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08-04-2016 22:01 by Snotty
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It's not me !! It's you. Why would you not have WIFI? Modern day relationships.
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08-04-2016 21:50
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