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   messageicon Still not 100% clear on Applebee's BYOB policy.
←Rate | 10-08-2016 16:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look out ladies, Donald Trump might be single soon as Melania isn't happy with her husband.
←Rate | 10-08-2016 16:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anything with Hilary or Trump I just scroll without reading all the crap. From an English man looking for a decent status.
←Rate | 10-08-2016 15:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone posts a picture of their new car and you want to reply, "Congrats on your $600 a month payment!"
←Rate | 10-08-2016 13:33 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be cool if Ariana Grande were really fat.
←Rate | 10-08-2016 13:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well .... That's IT ... It's the LAST STRAW !!! ... I'm now going to vote for the candidate who left people to die, Covered up her husbands Sexual Assaults, And Threatened National Security ..... Because that other candidate said some mean things.
←Rate | 10-08-2016 13:04 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Can we get judge Judy to moderate the next debate?
←Rate | 10-08-2016 12:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can you imagine creepy lips Donald Trump trying to force himself on you? Ugh
←Rate | 10-08-2016 12:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Donald Trump represents Christian values, those values mean nothing.
←Rate | 10-08-2016 11:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The right says Hillary Clinton is responsible for her husband. Why isn’t Melania Trump?
←Rate | 10-08-2016 11:15 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Facebook live exposing sh*tty cellphones 2015
←Rate | 10-08-2016 09:59 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon What part of "billionaire playboy" don't you understand?
←Rate | 10-08-2016 08:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am still voting for Trump!!!!!
←Rate | 10-08-2016 06:05 Comments (1)  


   messageicon The Orange man sure has a knack for sabotaging himself.
←Rate | 10-08-2016 05:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump groped a woman 10 years ago and the mainstream media blows a gasket. Hillary had 10 people killed and the mainstream media ignores it.
←Rate | 10-08-2016 00:58 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Russia lodged a formal complaint with the United Nations over a U.N. official's condemnations of Trump. Proof that Trump is Putin's puppet.
←Rate | 10-08-2016 00:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Worst. Apology. Ever.
←Rate | 10-08-2016 00:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry about Trump, his supporters will still vote for him if he killed a baby in broad daylight with witnesses watching. So what The Donald loves to grope women?!?!
←Rate | 10-07-2016 23:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure I just heard the lady on the Clorox commercial tell me I can use their product to clean up a murder.
←Rate | 10-07-2016 22:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best thing about spotify, is that I can see who I could actually ride in a car with and not want to strangle before we ever go anywhere.
←Rate | 10-07-2016 22:47 Comments (0)  




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