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This, too, shall suck. 
Most used homosexual catch phrase - "Im with her"
Hillary gotta be a kinda special lover. She lost to a black candidate back in 2008, today to a Trump!
How can folks find time to protest and work a job too? Oh, that's right. Welfare.
How is America "Great" when in a population of over 300million, the best they could produce was Clinton and Trump to be the World's Police? LOL
And they called ME the deplorable....
Clinton supporters, CLASSY BUNCH THEY ARE.
i guess Trump is now the apprentice.
5 Stages of Grief: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Complaining online 4. Complaining online 5. Complaining online
US are specialists in making two countries fight.......Now they are fighting within themselves........Karma you Beauty
It is like we are always electing stupid people to be our president but I'm glad we are finally getting rid of Obama
Thousands protest election of Donald Trump in the streets while millions celebrate the election of Donald Trump quietly at home
People are being paid to protest Trump's election .... Heck .... He's not even President yet and he's already creating Jobs!!!!
Will be interesting to see which people in the Democr@t command structure get "Suicided" over the next few weeks.
Liberal people all across the nation are partaking in the new Donald Trump Diet .... It consists of eating a lot of Crow.
whelp, let me carry my deplorable ars to bed. . .
I Wonder if the Bloods ever feel conflicted voting Blue?
Who needs moving boxes? OH, that's right...the Obamas do.
Just a deplorable trying to not get suicided by the clinton crime regime.
U - Haul is looking for drivers to bring back vehicles from Canada. . . 