Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   As far as Miss Universe Canada is concerned, it seems the "Miss" part of the competition has to start at birth...

   Shout Out to the first person to post a Youtube video on Facebook.... Happy now?

   You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

   saw a vegetarian eating a banana. I asked her how would she like it if her skin was ripped off and she was eaten alive.

   A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

   Gentleman...... Start Your Livers!!!!

   there's something about the people on Doomsday Planners that makes me think they're serious

   reached an ALL TIME LOW. Just told my boss he had some dirt on his forehead... Thank You Ash Wednesday.

   very upset!!! I had Lindsey in the Celebrity Death Pool at work.

   shocked that thousands of military personnel have lost their lives and no one says a thing. a drugged out celebrity dies and... well, you know. now THAT'S FUNNY!!!

   wondering what a "PANG of DISAPPOINTMENT" is....

   RING... RING!!! (My Boss) "Hello?" (Me) "hmph gorg jawb forb berk." (My Boss) "Okay, see ya on Tuesday."

   watch for ME during the halftime show at the Super Bowl. I'll be the one holding Madona's colostomy bag.

   been drinking since, wait... WHO STOLD MY WATCH???

   ... and never will watch the video of the kid in the pool on Facebook's home page.

   go to all your friends status updates and type in... You spelled ANAL wrong.

   in TIME OUT because riding the dog like it's a Small Horse is frowned upon in this establishment...

   wondering what to do. I used my last Post-It Note and have no idea how to remind myself to get more...

   in TIME OUT because riding the dog like it's Small Horse is frowned upon in this establishment...

   Happy Beer the 13th