Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Dear Rioters, This is not Toys R Us where you can throw a fit in the aisle until you get the toy you want. This is an ELECTION. Hillary LOST. Chanting Fu#k Trump and burning flags WILL NOT change that. You are only proving WHY t

   What a great day to be alive and an American on this day of Remberance and Honor of the Men and Women who answered the call of duty and the sacrifices they have made to keep us free., thank you and know this we will never forget, we will never surrender

   Donald Trump is realising that words really do matter. He is becoming more Presidential by the day.

   It seems Michael Moore attained, at least partially, one of the two things he desperately needs, which is humility. We can only hope the other will soon be forthcoming....a bath.

   All Trump has to do is legalize weed and all them protesters will be like,"he ain't that bad after all." :)

   Thank you President Elect Trump for your Service in the Military on this Veterans Day.....oh......

   Trump wins and farmers get scarily closer to their doeling goats all over the midwest

   America: love it or leave it. L left.

   I have a good idea. Instead of spraying a fire hose on protesters, bring out the flame throwers...

   The ole saying is: if you can't beat em join em, but don't join the stupid liberals protesting. . .

   Do you think a time travelling Villain travelled back to 2016 and changed the time stream so Donald Trump could get elected?

   When they go low, we get high. . .

   Defense attorney: "They were on their way to choir practice".

   Hey protesters, they ran out of participation medals. GO HOME, there is nothing for you.

   Hey,,,,Only quitters will say you don't eat the corn dog stick.

   people can cry and cry all they want about who won and who didn't but when you have a 50% voter turnout you have only yourself to blame.

   I'm too lazy to impressive funny on my own,stop with the political crap already,and get back to funny.

   Funny how intolerant all these tolerant people are...

   Hey Hillary! Are there any remaining campaign funds to make a trip to a microphone and ask your supporters to chill out?

   The dust has settled, the votes have been counted, the U.S. has decided on their President. As a country you guys should try to unite and move forward, find common ground, and settle your differences. Democrats, stroke their elephant. Republicans, kiss th