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   messageicon The media that got everything wrong will now tell you what will happen now that what they said wouldn't happen happened. Think about that for a minute...
←Rate | 11-09-2016 01:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK ...... so the People have spoken. Question: "Is anybody listening?"
←Rate | 11-09-2016 01:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait for Donald Trump to say to Obama "you're fired"
←Rate | 11-09-2016 01:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..... Hey .... Who could've predicted that the rise of "Reality Television" would lead to this exact moment in History?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 01:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..... "The system is rigged!!!" ------ Hillary Clinton.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 01:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well it's official; Reality TV has completely destroyed America
←Rate | 11-09-2016 01:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey .... Anybody know the name of a good Psychiatrist? .... Whoah ... For the loser .... Not for me!! ... The Loser of the American Presidential election.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 01:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon tomorrow, a very large shipment of President Clinton merchandise will get shipped to some under developed country
←Rate | 11-09-2016 00:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "We used all our brainwashing techniques and we still lost" - US Media
←Rate | 11-09-2016 00:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The polls show Hillary has an 87% chance of going to prison after tonight.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 00:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Canadas imagration website has crashed. No joke.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 00:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ''It's the end of the world as we know it'' -REM
←Rate | 11-09-2016 00:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching the media CRASH AND BURN is a joke in itself.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 23:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop saying you're moving out of the country. You can't even move out of your parents house so you're not going anywhere. Shut up already.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 23:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the event that trump wins tonight I'm offering marriage for Canadian citizenship. Opening bid to start st $50,000.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 23:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is what happens when the Cubs win the World Series.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 23:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is scarier night then Halloween.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 23:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon america just had a big brain fart. oups it's america they just have farts no brain!!
←Rate | 11-08-2016 23:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waiting for the election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project. I know I did my shi$ right but I'm worried ya'll F'd it up..
←Rate | 11-08-2016 23:08 by Inmyhead Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News! So quiet at the Clinton camp you could hear Bill's pants drop! 😉
←Rate | 11-08-2016 22:59 Comments (0)  




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