Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I'll never delete another email again. Just Twitter.

   Who needs help moving to Canada because Trump won, call me. . .

   Congrats America, you've given the nuclear codes to the most danerous man on this planet

   Its all Obama's Fault for not seeking a Third Term like a True African Leaderr

   Thank god this election is over......I almost forgot what real commercials were like.

   The media that got everything wrong will now tell you what will happen now that what they said wouldn't happen happened. Think about that for a minute...

   OK ...... so the People have spoken. Question: "Is anybody listening?"

   I can't wait for Donald Trump to say to Obama "you're fired"

   ..... Hey .... Who could've predicted that the rise of "Reality Television" would lead to this exact moment in History?

   ..... "The system is rigged!!!" ------ Hillary Clinton.

   Well it's official; Reality TV has completely destroyed America

   Hey .... Anybody know the name of a good Psychiatrist? .... Whoah ... For the loser .... Not for me!! ... The Loser of the American Presidential election.

   tomorrow, a very large shipment of President Clinton merchandise will get shipped to some under developed country

   "We used all our brainwashing techniques and we still lost" - US Media

   The polls show Hillary has an 87% chance of going to prison after tonight.

   Canadas imagration website has crashed. No joke.

   ''It's the end of the world as we know it'' -REM

   Watching the media CRASH AND BURN is a joke in itself.

   Stop saying you're moving out of the country. You can't even move out of your parents house so you're not going anywhere. Shut up already.

   In the event that trump wins tonight I'm offering marriage for Canadian citizenship. Opening bid to start st $50,000.