Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Who needs moving boxes? OH, that's right...the Obamas do.

   Just a deplorable trying to not get suicided by the clinton crime regime.

   U - Haul is looking for drivers to bring back vehicles from Canada. . .

   Just went you think it can't get any worse.. Miley, Amy & Katy now refuse to leave. America just can't get a break!

   DO YOU THINK BILL CLINTON HAS BEEN HIDING FROM HIS WIFE ALL DAY!

   OK WHO NEEDS MOVING BOXES?

   U-Haul stocks are up today :)

   The next vote should be whether she gets life in prison or a firing squad

   I wonder how Donald Trump would feel if some entitled billionaire playboy grabbed one of his daughters by the P word.

   Let the pain and suffraging begin.

   Meanwhile, female Asian voters are upset over a disappointing erection.

   Rudy Giuliani is a potential Attorney General. The non-fat yogurt industry is in great peril.,

   If I were gay Mike Pence would scare me more than Trump...

   Dieting is all about portion control. You want that Big Mac? Go ahead! One bite a day.

   first day of Trump Preisdency and already racism is spreading. Everyone is talking about how unreliable the Poles are.

   Show me your birth certificate Donald Trump.

   "STOP LAUGHING AT US!" - Americans to the rest of the world

   Why are all the good open-minded liberals moving to Canada? What's wrong with Mexico? If we look at the map, it appears Mexico is about the same distance from the U.S. as Canada. So what's up?

   Hey BLM, dont worry. We havent forgetten about you clowns

   I feel sorry for Bill Clinton, now he'll never become the First Lady! :p