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Visiting my parents today. So, ask me anything about local news.
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10-02-2016 05:00
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One fun thing about parenthood is being woken up at 5:30 AM on Saturday to discuss Halloween costumes with a 4 year old.
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10-02-2016 04:58
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No one wants to watch your Facebook live video from your crappy seats at a football game.
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10-02-2016 04:56
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I crash my bike every time I ride it to the pharmacy to pick up pain meds I need for all the injuries from my crashes. It's a vicious cycle.
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10-02-2016 04:55
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One time I used essential oils and after 7-10 days my cold was gone, it was incredible.
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10-02-2016 04:54
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The year is 2027. Thousands of missing women are unable to be found because they look nothing like the pictures they post on the Internet.
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10-02-2016 04:53
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Bad news guys, candy corn doesn't count as a vegetable because technically corn is a grain.
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10-02-2016 04:52
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Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster.
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10-02-2016 04:51
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Wearing a football jersey to Buffalo Wild Wings is dad cosplay.
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10-02-2016 04:50
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I'd rather lose the game than get Gatorade dumped on me.
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10-02-2016 04:48
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The best part of fall is dropping the gardening charade.
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10-02-2016 04:47
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Pretty proud of myself. Finished a TicTac without biting into it.
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10-02-2016 04:46
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Hi, this is your president, Donald Trump. I'm interrupting this program because I think it's a stupid show. It's terrible ok? You're fat by the way.
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10-02-2016 04:45
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If I met an alien I'd get him some Dippin' Dots because that would impress him with our planet's science, and also I just like them.
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10-02-2016 04:43
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Hope my marriage can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan.
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10-02-2016 04:42
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Occasionally drop a headband in the trash, hoping a raccoon will find it and try it on.
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10-02-2016 04:31
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We bought this house because it has a perfect spot for the pile of clean socks.
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10-02-2016 04:30
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I know women like "bad boys" but this Build a Bear Workshop coupon is going to expire soon so that's where we are going on our first date.
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10-02-2016 04:15
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OK .... You know your life is shallow if Chick - Fill - A is a major concern in your life
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10-02-2016 03:49
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OK ...... Somebody wake up the guy from Green Day ..... September just ended .....
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10-01-2016 22:15
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