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Surprised Kim didn't snapchat the whole Rob thing....:P
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10-03-2016 05:22
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Please remember that daylight savings is in one month so you can complain about it on Facebook.
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10-03-2016 04:34
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Only recently found out that those fold out tables in the men's restrooms are for changing babies and not for napping.
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10-03-2016 04:33
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You want to seduce me? Try a little Wicked Game by Chris Isaak.
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10-03-2016 04:30
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Plan a romantic evening but instead of rose petals sprinkle a path of grated cheese to the bedroom.
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10-03-2016 04:29
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Legally only qualifies as a hootenanny if it takes place in Kentucky or West Virginia.
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10-03-2016 04:28
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I think it's wrong that only one company makes the board game "Monopoly."
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10-03-2016 04:25
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"I bet Lionel Richie was easy every damn day..." And other thoughts that keep me awake at night.
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10-03-2016 04:24
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I'd rather watch a murderous horror flick than your wedding video.
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10-03-2016 04:23
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People who say "only God can judge me" don't know how Twitter trolls work.
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10-03-2016 04:22
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Just outsmarted by a revolving door but sure, I'll be your baby's godmother.
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10-03-2016 04:21
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Just so you know, you will be asked to leave the funeral if you do a drum solo on the coffin....no matter how epic it is.
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10-03-2016 04:20
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I have heard "I can't believe you're still alive" more times than I'm comfortable with.
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10-03-2016 04:18
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Nothing says, "I have a lot of free time," more than someone eating a pomegranate.
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10-03-2016 04:15
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Plot twist: The very hungry catepillar does NOT turn into a butterfly but a crying emotional mess who has to go one size up in her jeans.
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10-03-2016 04:14
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I'm much more bothered by what Hillary has DONE than by what Trump has Said!
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10-03-2016 01:52
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Experts say Donald Trump has suffered the worst week of his political career until next week.
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10-02-2016 23:02 by
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You know when you get the shivers when you pee?.. That's because you just peed out a ghost.
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10-02-2016 22:59 by
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Democrats and Liberalism are both Mental Disorders... deal with them accordingly.
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10-02-2016 19:54
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If Hillary is elected I'm moving to Benghazi .... I'm pretty sure she will ignore me there ...
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