Funny Status Messages

   Why in the hell is 2016 letting Kanye West live?

   I gave Santa Chocolate Laxative chip cookies...

   OK... I think it's time for 2016 to die before any more good people do....

   Why is it friggen up if you put in a twitter neam

   Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take JCGJ too..

   Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Hillary too..

   Carrie Fisher said Trump would never be her president and damned if she wasn't right!

   If you can't handle me at my drunk,...join the crowd.

   I wish I loved anything as much as Santa loves rich kids.

   Carrie Fisher was found unconscious by a relative,who tried to revive her with chest compressions. Unfortunately, the force wasn't strong enough.

   Sierra, Echo, November, Delta. November, Uniform, Delta, Echo, Sierra

   Apparently there are some "Careless Whispers" about how George Michaels passed away. .... Still too soon?

   I heard George's friends tried to wake him up before they had to GoGo, but apparent he was suffering from a fatal case of the Jitterbug. ... too soon?

   So 2016 Took a Prince and a Princess...Damn

   Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Kanye too!

   The man who discovered copper died penniless

   When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

   Apparently my snoring is louder than my cars sound system .

   there a way I can trade Kanye West, the Kardasians, and the Jersey Shore cast for one of the "Good ones" that died in 2016? Would throw Kathy Griffin in if it helps.

   PRO TIP : EX-LAX AND SLEEPING PILLS DON'T MIX