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The one good thing Joe Biden will experience on Inauguration Day is that he'll no longer be 2nd banana.
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01-18-2017 17:37 by
Jus' Sayin'
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Let's make humility great again.
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01-18-2017 12:53 by
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Your Facebook posts are like your children. Some go on to become successful and others make you look stupid.
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01-18-2017 12:50 by
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every guy has got that one pair of socks with a hole and that big toe sticking out.
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01-18-2017 01:19
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The only thing to believe in is to not believe in anything.
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01-17-2017 23:03 by
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Cops think they are so cool, driving around in their flashy cars
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01-17-2017 19:39
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Many people are afraid of heights. Not me, though. I'm afraid of widths.
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01-17-2017 13:05 by
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I'm the proud grandfather of a new baby boy. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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01-17-2017 13:02 by
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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01-17-2017 13:00 by
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Conflicted about Dems boycotting inauguration. On one hand, Trump hasn't earned their respect. But on the other, they'll miss 3 Doors Down!
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01-17-2017 11:21
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I had so much Chinese food for breakfast I can barely wok
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01-17-2017 11:01 by
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The first rule of the OCD Club is to have a second rule so there is an even number of rules.
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01-17-2017 09:47
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I have a very short attention span. Sometimes I bacon is delicious
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01-17-2017 08:45 by
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I'm so glad I don't have to hunt for my own food. I don't even know where sandwiches live
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01-17-2017 08:43 by
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I've just clicked on my phone's front camera by mistake, Yoh never been this terrified in my life!!!
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01-17-2017 07:21
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Did Lindsay Lohan Convert to Islam? If so she could assemble her suicide vest from all of those horrible movies she has made over her career.. Bombs.. get it..
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01-17-2017 06:08
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when I was 5 years old my teacher asked if I wanted to take the class guinea pig home ;.. 7 months later I arrived in the African republic of Guinea .
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01-17-2017 01:36
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I got home tonight and my girlfriend had on this little slinky outfit. which only really worked when she went down stairs .
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01-17-2017 01:30
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Too bad after 146 yrs Ringling Brothers Circus is closing. Well, there is always Facebook. . .
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01-16-2017 19:20 by
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I went to a museum and it had all the heads from the statues in other museums .
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01-16-2017 17:37
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