Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Most immigrants still have a lot to learn about America. Like, if you're going to take a day off, take Friday, not Thursday...
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02-17-2017 15:26
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That whole day without immigrants was just as bad as Y2K
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02-17-2017 14:49
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Wanna meet me at Taco Bell? The Day Without Illegal Migrants means we'll get plenty of sauce packets and napkins.
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02-17-2017 12:21 by Mickey
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I have good taste, I just don't have the money to prove it.
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02-17-2017 11:40
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I wish I could feel as happy as an adult,, as I felt as a kid when the teacher wheeled in the TV during class
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02-17-2017 11:19
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OH there's nothing quite as funny as poster's tossing insults instead of comic relief....
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02-17-2017 11:07
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The real Troll Hunter is a stupid, little shy guy without any self-confidence who has a big flap on the internet and at home he is sitting while peeing… because his mom told himso
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02-17-2017 09:25
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User "Anonymous" you are the most annoying person on earth. If there is anything wrong or negative to say to anything you are the man! Get a life or at least a job…
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02-17-2017 08:47
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You people do realize that Trump's wife is an immigrant, right? Yes. And she is a LEGAL immigrant.
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02-17-2017 07:43
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One man's trash is another man's profile picture.
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02-17-2017 00:38
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Does anyone else think that maybe the bright side could be self-conscious?

I can think of one group of workers who are doing much better under this Trump presidency....comedians
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02-16-2017 21:32 by Bob
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WOW ... It was actually easy to go to Home Depot today.
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02-16-2017 16:10
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SNL is going to be 2hrs long this week!
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02-16-2017 15:22 by jbaby
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Taco Bell is PACKED today.
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02-16-2017 15:07
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Cant wait till tomorrow so the Mexican hookers go back to work.
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02-16-2017 15:06
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Wow. Dramatic drop in crime today.
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02-16-2017 15:04
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you know, you all should have went out and voted for Hillary... We damn near had the blacks back to picking cotton... smh
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02-16-2017 14:27
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You know those adorable idiosyncrasies you loved about your spouse when you first dating? Well, after 30 years of marriage they become what the police refer to as "motive".
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02-16-2017 11:02
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A woman with her tongue pierced reminds me of Microsoft. When you can’t do it right, throw more hardware at it.
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02-16-2017 11:00
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